Hash Ass: Risa Mohammed - 752-4447 ArleneValdez, Ronald Mc Donald
Hash Ca$h: Lorin Paton – 622-5806 (O) Hash Booze: Nevie Boos – 637-3033 (H)
On-Sec: **Mumtaz Amarali - 625-3617 ext 29436 Hash Softies: Richard Marlay – 351-3694
Hare Line: Michelle Girod – 622-2204 (H)
Web Address: http://poshashhouse.tripod.com *email address: Justin.Henry@ghl.co.tt
**email address : firstname.lastname@example.org
RUN: #696 RUN SITE: Manette Ranch - Arima
SCRIBE: ASK VODKA HARES: BIG DICKS
It was that
time again, and after two consecutive runs in
The pack was off and the front runners were in search of the trail. The crowd scattered and in less than five minutes, the run took us across the river and uphill. At this point, I was trapped at the back and already hashers were complaining of getting their feet wet so early in the run……..boy…….what old farts !! Anyway, I pushed my way through as the run continued uphill through the bushes. I could even hear one Bimbo telling another that she has never seen so many “dicks” before.
There were a few checks along the way, but it did
little to keep the pack together. The run continued uphill and uphill and
uphill (get the picture), then downhill and through the valley. We came upon
another river and again uphill, through some bamboo and finally onto a paved
road. Here, to the delight of most hashers, was a “Beer Stop”. These hares seemed to have had really good sponsorship. Hashers guzzled on
The HM summoned the crowd for the usual down-downs. Amazingly, this event seemed to have attracted the largest turn-out of virgins ever !!!!...was it the location?......or was it the promises made by the BIG DICKS ?? Lots of beer and food served, then on on to the bar, where a great time was had by all. For those of you who stayed and danced until …….CHEERS!!!!!!! Thank you DICKS for another eventful hash Saturday.
Justin’s Junk #696
I finally made my move… I was just about to close the gap on the front pack when the beer stop hit me like a ton of bricks… Needless to say I was unavoidably detained... the beer stop might also be the only reason I pulled within ear shot of the front pack in the first place. The beer stop was more challenging than I thought, and it refused to let me continue after just one beer… Eventually I managed to untangle myself and burst (staggered) off. A visibly upset Ashe greeted me as I made my way in with Mumtaz, as he naturally thought we were responsible for each other’s late arrival. Good Run set by the Little Toties, and a great Beer Stop and after lime.
Welcome to the virgins : David/Anna/Sarayah/Desiree/Andrew/Caroline/Amy/Ryan/Michael/Craig/Richard/Christi/Elvis/Dane/Stefan/Samatha/ Tatsher/Alan
Poofter Nominations: I think the Mango Chow bucket lent a nice touch for the award. First is Victor for losing a sprint off at the On In to Richard Arrindel (of all people) and taking a man across a river on his back; Eggy for convincing the other hares, to take Friday off to set the run, only to get to the run site and realize that the shredded paper is back at Eggy’s house in Diego Martin; Jenna for somehow managing to get dirt under her fingernails at a hash.. Oh My God, impossible!!; Dual Winners Gerry & Mumtaz; Mumtaz for inserting this at the end of last hash’s trash…“If you begin to develop and maintain an attitude that says yes to life and the world you'll be astonished at the changes you'll see” Goes without saying some fundamental rule of hashing and hashers was broken with that statement; Gerry for running off the road after the previous hash while having phone sex with Femia. There was only one Poofter t-shirt present, so our first Siamese Poofter award was given as the two of them put on the t-shirt at the same time.. Please send me a pic of that whoever has it…
Cruise Payments due now… at this hash… pay me!
From West Mall , travel on main highway into Diego
Martin. Turn right at KFC travel straight to end (T junction, Mary's Chinese
food /bar on left at corner) . Turn left, follow
From Maraval road, turn at gas station as to go to Paramin. DO NOT go to Paramin! Turn left where taxi/jeeps turn and follow Morne Coco road to Cameron road and proceed as above.
RECEDING HARE LINE
RUN# DATE HARES SITE
698 Aug. 09 David Morand
699 Aug. 23 Richard Marlay
700 Sep. 06 Alan / Justin / Jerry
701 Sep. 20 Vin & Michelle
Sept. 27 – Oct 5 Hash Overseas – Cruise
702 Oct. 04 Marlon Newallo
703 Oct. 18 Simon/Allistar/Natasha
704 Nov. 01 Martin Griffith & Ronald McDonald
705 Nov. 15 Dave Blunden & South Posse
706 Nov. 29 Fearsome Foursome +1-5x6-9
707 Dec. 13 The Bimbos
708 Dec. 27