Hash Ass: Risa Mohammed - 752-4447 ArleneValdez, Ronald Mc Donald
Hash Ca$h: Lorin Paton – 622-5806 (O) Hash Booze: Nevie Boos – 637-3033 (H)
On-Sec: **Mumtaz Amarali - 625-3617 ext 29436 Hash Softies: Richard Marlay – 351-3694
Hare Line: Michelle Girod – 622-2204 (H)
Web Address: http://poshashhouse.tripod.com *email address: Justin.Henry@ghl.co.tt
**email address : firstname.lastname@example.org
RUN: #694 RUN
SCRIBE: 23924319 Private Parts HARES: Andre Ache, Victor, Asha & Lynette
Well this was a big turn out for a so called local run. A lot of fair weather hashers showed their faces, due to the short drive to the site, but I just wish they would be a bit more supportive. If the hash East of the ‘Croisee’, we ent seeing them at all, at all. Ah well, the hard core showed up in force, Numbnuts apart. What happen to he boy? Two hashes now we can’t see the man. Maybe he under heavy manners again.
When Nevy arrived at the run site, he produced a rugby shirt from his car and was enquiring if anyone knew who it belongs to. He said he found it in the airing cupboard at home, and it was not his and that Flash did not know who it belonged to. What he expect Flash to say? It belong to the next man? He feel he bright though, as he trying to find out who is the hornerman by asking who own the shirt. I ent falling for that one.
At 4 o clock the hash was called to order. Andre
gave a crash course in gynecology and then we were off. A nice little leg
stretch to begin, up a trail to the right, then turning right up a hill to the
What? The On In after 10 minutes. Great!! Great!! We swung left back to the cars and met Victor. Now I worry about this guy who likes to dress in pink. Is his sex talk all a cover for his real orientation? Anyway, despite denying it, he laid that piece of trail uphill to the right, a few minutes before we arrived. Say what! So up we went and here’s Ras Bruce bragging “look meh… I up de front.” Now left into the bush and a nice stretch of the legs along an aquaduct with nice spears at intervals for you to impale yourself should you stumble and fall. Nearly Nevy…. Ah well, I’ll just have to keep horning yuh.
Out de bush and back on the road and a check here.
It took a while to find the trail and so about a third of the pack caught up,
but now the runners were starting to spread out and lose contact. Back in de
bush for a short loop and back on the road a next check. Again, it took a while
to find the trail with all who were there trying. Gerry, Martin, Nevy, Michael
and of course Ronald Mc (Not), scramble up the bank and into the bush again and
a steady ascent to a river bed where it split in two. At this stage I could
At this point Betty arrived and started to take the piss out of Nevy and myself and a few others who went downhill and uphill looking for the trail. Like she and her cohorts took laughing gas and were laughing like loons and hyenas. Anyway, to arse with them… Where de trail?
At this point some young kid and a guy with locks
found the trail on the left in de bush and dey gone and would not call despite
our appeals of “Are you On?’ We knew roughly where they went in the bush but
could we find the trail?
At this point I made my break for fame and glory by haring past Nevy and God’s Messenger… Michael, announcing to all that I was about to beat them. Alas, they rose to the challenge and sprinted past me. Maybe when I grow up and mature I’ll beat them.
Did Martin tell you he came fourth?
Lorin sadly has given up being competitive and now considers himself the best of the rest. This, it appears, was brought on by the arrival of a certain 65 year old who smokes, drinks, won’t train, but is lately always ahead of Lorin. Well, it’s not a race is it?
A real good sweat. A bit of an uphill slog but I enjoyed it.
To conclude… What could be better than drinking cool refreshing beer by moonlight in a tropical rainforest with mountains all around and the sound of Betty’s looney laugh, Hanif cussing, Lisa perusing in her slinky leapord-skin number and lots of good ole talk with many friends and a pissed John Nixon???!!!
Justin’s Junk #694
From one minute, grumbling and cursing the hares to congratulating them on one of the best runs of the year! Oh what a difference a Beer Stop makes. The run improved even further when I had my second lager at the Beer Stop. Eventually the beers ran out and in order to get some more I had to complete the run. The grumbling and cursing the hares resumed.
Welcome to all the virgins! Jordan/David/Deepak/Joel/Candice/Pavan/George/Salisha/Melisa
Announcements: Cruise Balances need to be paid up by end of July. Please call or email me to find out your balance.
Farewells: Cecile, Enda, Joe New Shoes: Candace, Pavan, Renata, Renee
Poofter: Andre for reading his pre-hash-amble from a sheet of paper; Christian Anderson for bathing with a loufa (sp) and shampoo (for some reason); Glori for throwing beer at Andy, despite the presence of a million stones that could have caused more harm and less wastage of beer; and the winner Chris Valdez for boasting that he was definitely coming to the run, but then missing it after his wife sent him to PriceSmart.
Head east on the Churchill
Roosevelt Highway to Arima, passing the O’Meara Road intersection (Santa Rosa
Race Track on your right), Tumpuna Road intersection (Areana turn off on right)
and Santa Rosa Heights to Demarara Road on your left (Demarara Road is the
first left after the pillars at Santa Rosa). Proceed north on
Entrance to site is
There will be a user fee of $20.00 per vehicle for entrance to the ranch.
After hash lime is at the
Paddock Sports Bar on
RECEDING HARE LINE
RUN# DATE HARES SITE
696 July 12 Big Dicks Manette Ranch - Arima
697 July 26 Chris Mawer
698 Aug. 09 David Morand
699 Aug. 23 Brian Dookie
700 Sep. 06 Alan / Justin / Jerry
701 Sep. 20 Vin & Michelle
Sept. 27 – Oct 5 Hash Overseas – Cruise
702 Oct. 04 Marlon Newallo
703 Oct. 18 Simon & Natalie
704 Nov. 01 Martin Griffith & Ronald McDonald
705 Nov. 15 Dave Blunden & South Posse
706 Nov. 29 Susan Hale & Ghislain Agostini
707 Dec. 13 The Bimbos
708 Dec. 27