MIS-MANAGEMENT
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Master: *Zameer Ali -6789-172 Betty Agostini,
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Hash Ass: Justin Henry -766-4694 Vaughn James, ArleneValdez
Hash
Ca$h: Lorin Paton – 622-5806
(O) Hash Booze:
Nevie Boos – 637-3033 (H)
On-Sec: **Mumtaz Amarali - 625-3617 ext 29436 Hash Softies: Richard Marlay – 351-3694
Hare Line: Michelle Girod – 622-2204 (H)
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RUN: #671 RUN
SITE: Arima
HARES: MEET THE FOCKERS AGAIN SCRIBE: The Delegate
DATE:
There I was, at one of
the Hash drinking limes, can’t remember which one, there are so many, hashers
always find a reason to drink. The sun too hot-a drinking lime, it raining too
much-a drinking lime. As a non-drinking hasher I always go along, when invited,
to amuse myself. It is amazing when some of these prim and proper folks have a
few in dey head how dey behave, and with the price of Movie Towne now dey
provide cheap entertainment. Is either dat or stay home and play with myself,
Solitaire, Playstation, Wii. What were you all thinking???
Where
was I? Oh, there I was at one of the Hash drinking limes, minding my own
business, when the HM walked up to me (I knew this couldn’t be good) and start
off on a rant, which I assumed was one of his usual B.S. stories (and he full of
them), about how in de ole days, it used to be an honor to be chosen to be the
scribe, and how a lot of effort was put into what is fast becoming a defunct
discipline.” Imagine” he continued “I named someone to scribe run#669, and a
committee member to boot, and she turned around and delegated someone to do it
for her. I wonder if she does this at home too with her other wifely and
motherly duties. Then I selected someone for run#671 and she said yeah, yeah,
yeah. A week later she comes back and says she is bogged down with too much
homework. What is wrong with the youth of today??? When you give up writing the
trash for homework??? There is a fast decay in the moral fibre of our society.”
By now I was very
depressed and contemplated a stiff drink as I knew where this was leading. It
was either to continue listening to the HM’s B.S. or… so I blurted out “ I’ll
write up the run, I’ll write up the run”
THE RUN: By some fluke,
the run set by the m……other fockers, turned out to be quite good, not perfect
but good. I braved severe rain and flooding to make it to this run. By the time
I arrived, the HM and the 20 or so Hares, had finished half the beers. There
was a delayed start as the HM claimed he was waiting for the poofter to arrive.
After the usual blessing and the preamble BS from chief Focker, Gerry, we were
off. I had some reservations as I did the last one from here which was two and
a half hours and a lot of road. We headed off in the same direction but then
turned back east. Some hills, slippery rocks in the river and steep downhills
made the going interesting. The pack split at one time when chief Focker,
Gerry, sent the pack down river and the front came out of the river and started
running some trail that was run before. De Friggin Ass realized what was going
on and led us back on trail. The long awaited ON IN was spotted and we were on
for a two mile stretch of road in the dark.
Back at the run-site the
beers were cold and Crab and Dumpling and Fish dinners were ready to be served.
After we all stuffed our guts the HM called the pack together. There were
virgins galore and Numbnuts received the Poofter shirt. There were several new
shoes at the run but they ducked out. The die-hards proceeded to the bar up the
road where the Ass HM looked like he refused to leave. I just might do the next
one.
ON ON
Zam’s Zanies
23 down 3
more to go! Is actually 6 cuz
Virgins: Reena, Anna, Robyn,
Masome(pronounced ma-soh-ma), Shairoon, Alicia, Krystal, Daryl, Pasi, Sami and
Kirk.
There were quite a few new shoes but they didn't stick around, only Eric, the
Hare.
Nominees
for Poofter: Ronald (again), for not helping set the run but showing up to
collect his t-shirt. Marie, for allowing the Poofter shirt to leave the
country. Numbnuts for taking a ride in the tray of a pick-up and hailing out
the HM to boot. Numbnuts got it.
We had
some virgin youths who put the FRBs to shame by calling ON ON all through the
run but I didn't appreciate them running past me all the time.
Congrats to the C2C participants, Ash, Dave, Gregory
and Diane, who placed 3rd in the women's.
Many
thanks to Jet Ski for handling the bar once more. This may become a permanent
position. Also, keep up the good work Andre.
HASH TIGHTS ON
ON ON
P.S. Keep
those
DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #673
DATE: November 3, 2007
HARES: Simon Wescott/Alister Martin/Natalie
RUN SITE: Macaripe Car Park
TIME:
Drive west passing Westmall then head towards
Carenage passing Kayak Centre, Pier 1 and Pier 2. Turn right and head for Macaripe Car Park
where you would find the run site.
RECEDING
HARE LINE
RUN
# DATE HARES SITE
674
& 675 November 10
676 November 17 Virgins with children Wahid/Fr.Michael/Victor/Richard
677 December 1 The Life Guard Crew
(Peter Dixon/Doon/Paul/Kern)
678
December 15
679
December 29 Justin/Seon/Adrian/Timothy/Kevin
680
January 12 Fearsome Foursome
681
January 26 Victor Smith
682 February 9
Karen & Richard Hart
683 February 23
684 March 8 Ronald Mc Donald,
Martin Griffith and Victor
685 March 22
686 April 5
687 April 19
688 May 3
689 May 17