MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE:

Master:          *Zameer Ali -6789-172                            Betty Agostini, Flash Boos

Hash Ass:        Justin Henry -766-4694                           Vaughn James, ArleneValdez

Hash Ca$h:      Lorin Paton – 622-5806 (O)                      Hash Booze: Nevie Boos – 637-3033 (H)

On-Sec:       **Mumtaz Amarali -  625-3617 ext 29436       Hash Softies: Richard Marlay –  351-3694

Hare Line:       Michelle Girod – 622-2204 (H)                    

Web Address:  http://poshashhouse.tripod.com                   *email address: u4ria532@hotmail.com

                                                            **email address : mamarali@republictt.com                                                                                             

       

 

   RUN:     #670                                                  RUN SITE: Claxton Bay     

   HARES: Men who get leave (horn) run                                 SCRIBE: Tantie Merle

   DATE: September 22, 2007     

 

  

But eh .eh --- no traffik on de road!  But what is dat!!!  Ah travellin’  to de Hash on ah Saturday afternoon and no traffic on de  Highway and even goin’ South to Claxton Bay whey de Hash was holdin’?    Dat is ah change from de ordinary – maybe de Works people get it right fuh a change?    But anyways, ah drivin’ and ah only tinkin’ what dem Hashers have in store fuh we… Ah know is ah quarry we going , so ah figure is all kinda sand we goiin’ to meet but when ah tell yuh ah was so surprize to see de nice environment ah get to see when ah reach.  

 

Well, it was one set ah hashers round up early o’clock because dey tink just like me that dey woulda get ketch wit traffik so dey decide to ketch in front an’ leave early o’clock  – but no problem except dat dey get de full brunt of de sun on dat day an’ sweatin’ like hell’;;  Is big hard back man sheltering under tree an’ ting tryin’ to keep cool ….Am’ ah see Justin who is one ah de hares .  ‘Now he is a red skin man, wit’ red eyes and drink ah lot ah beer.  An’ so he does like to set run … He is also de nex’ Hash Msster – Lord, have mercy!!

 

Anyways, ah decide dat ah go up de hill to have a piss before de run, but guess what, ah bounce up ah check…  Ah tell myself Ah, ah  -- ah go ketch dem good an’ proper.. But dem hares asking meh loud: : what ah doin; dere?    Ah tell dem ah was havin’ ah piss… dey say okay but dey frighten because ah know wey de start is….. But after de usual nonsense wit  de Hash Master Sing a  long we get going in de same place ah had a piss!!    Ah ask Nevie:  yuh smell ah piss?  He say no but he want to go by it becuz he want to smell de pussy…   :Lord have mercy!!!  So anyways, we go running all over de place, den we hit de quarry – eef yuh see how beautiful dis quarry was…  I nevah see a quarry lookin’ so nice…an’ it surrounded by nice scenery – when ah tell yuh ah enjoy mehself running up, down around, and around again in dat place.   Anyway, ah have to tell allyuh dat ah miss meh boy Terrance… ah miss walking wit him and us talkin’ an’ crackin’ jokes…  Whey Terrance yuh say, well Terrance buss it from dis earth and gorn to de big Squeeze in de sky….Yes meh boy gorn but hello, hello, yuh go be ‘rong like ah  O” if yuh tink he not still aroung…..  You know I just happen to compose a kaiso wit he in it and dis is what ah sing about:

 

“TERRANCE, YUH ‘RONG LIKE AH O”

 

Allyuh see it ent

You who like to dive on de net

Allyuh see it right

You who like to surf de website…

Terrance went an’ blow meh cover

He tort’ he was so damn clever

Terrance went an’ blow meh cover

An’ say ah is ah dry season hasher

He say say ah is ah dry season hasher…

 

CHORUS

TERRANCE  YUH ‘RONG LIKE AH “O”

TERRANCE  YUH ‘RONG – NO NO NO

TERRANCE  YUH ‘RONG LIKE AH ‘O’

TERRANCE  YUH ‘RONG  - NO NO NO

 

I may be ah dry season runner

March, April, May, September

But yuh better listen to me my budder

I am ah all year round an’ round big hasher…CHORUS

 

He say Tantie doh like to run

Especially when it doh have any sun

She doh like mixin’ wit’ de mud

But she say she wit’ de people an’ dey club

Ah doh like to get meh hair wet

It does interfere wit’ de sweat

I am just ah hash lil’ groupie

To get dem hasher to be lazy an’ happy….   CHORUS

 

 

TERRANCE, - WE LOVE YOU, WE MISS YOU AND REST IN PEACE …….

 

By de way allyuh, meh head hot wit de politics and ah make a bet dat COP Go Win de Elections….

 

ON ON

       

Zam’s Zanies

 

22 down 4 more to go! Unfortunately the HM did not set off on Run #670 for various reasons, muscles cramping, back pains, knee pains, in other words, I forgot my running shoes but I did have my golf shoes! By all accounts, the hares did a reasonably good job. 20 more and The Ass HM will have an idea of how to set a run.
 
There were no nominees for poofter as the HM was in a good mood tending the bar, until a very exuberant virgin, Jose, wanted a repeat of his down-down, And that's what he got.


FINAL PAYMENTS FOR
TOBAGO ARE NOW DUE!

Welcome to the Virgins: Josa,Carlene,Jennifer,Eisen,mariese,Anika,Mari,Endne,Alex,Rickey and Ross


Nominees for Poofter: Josa Venezuelan guy wanted to repeat virgin down downs
 

DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #672

DATE:       October 20, 2007

HARES:      Poker/Pat Bynoe/Ben Nivet

RUN SITE:  Samaan Tree Park

TIME:      3.30 P.M.

 

Drive west passing Westmall then head towards Carenage passing Kayak Centre, Pier 1 and Pier 2.   Turn Right onto the Macqueripe Road, drive to the run site Samaan Tree Park

 

 

 

RECEDING HARE LINE

RUN #            DATE             HARES                                                  SITE             

671               October 6        The Fockers                                             Arima

672               October 20      Poker/Pat Bynoe/Ben Nivet                                      Chaguaramas

673               November 3      Simon Wescott/Alister Martin/Natalie

674 & 675       November 10                   Tobago Weekend

676               November 17                   Virgins with children                               Wahid/Fr.Michael/Victor/Richard

677               December 1      The Life Guard Crew (Peter Dixon/Doon/Paul/Kern)  Maracas Bay

678                                      December 15

679                                      December 29                    Justin/Seon/Adrian/Timothy/Kevin

680                                      January 12       Fearsome Foursome

681                                      January 26        Victor Smith

682                February 9

683                February 23

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