Master: *Zameer Ali -6789-172 Betty Agostini, Flash Boos
Hash Ass: Justin Henry -766-4694 Vaughn James, ArleneValdez
Hash Ca$h: Lorin Paton – 622-5806 (O) Hash Booze: Nevie Boos – 637-3033 (H)
On-Sec: **Mumtaz Amarali - 625-3617 ext 29436 Hash Softies: Richard Marlay – 351-3694
Hare Line: Michelle Girod – 622-2204 (H)
**email address : email@example.com
RUN: #664 RUN SITE: Sangre Grande
SCRIBE: Floggey HARES: Larry/Curly/Moe TURURE - The Ongoing Saga
Summer was just starting and therefore that means time for a Moe, Larry and Curly run. For some reason they still thought it appropriate to send directions and put up HHH signs, despite the fact that every hasher already has Turure committed to memory since all Moe, Larry and Curly runs start here!! Usually the only variable en route to their run site is which parts would be flooded and the depth of these flooded areas…
As luck would have it we were not to be disappointed as the hares managed to ensure that the entire drive from First and Last to run-site would be submerged beneath two feet of the murkiest waters imaginable. I must remember to send them my bill for my missing left rear mud guard, no doubt lost because its intended use was not as a flipper. The leading candidate for the soon to be created position in 2008 of Hash Music, Richie blatantly refused to drive through one particular lake on his way to the run site, but changed his mind when he realized that the beer van was on the other side.
Traffic and mud combined to delay the start of the hash, but finally we were off, after the hash master congratulated the hares on finding the most accessible run-site of the year. Curly took off leading the pack although this was unnecessary since we all knew where we were heading. The hares must really be commended for redoing the exact same trail as last time, and even placing drops of paper, checks and X’s on the exact same spots as last year… No doubt Larry’s GPS was employed to find these locations and touch up the faded paper on those exact spots. Pack was spread out pretty thin at some points, with even the back pack having a back pack of its own comprising of Betty, Ash and Tweety, to no one’s surprise really. Moe eventually appeared out of nowhere claiming that due to late start, they’re cutting out a piece of the run… After a collective yawn by the pack, the piece that was cut out was accurately described to him by those who did the run last year, leaving Moe wondering “How did they know that?”
Run was quite
challenging, with some ups and downs combined with thick, shoe-stealing mud and
virtually no shade, but unlike some recent hashes it was over well within 2
hours. This came as quite a relief as the last time I had a beer was at the
first and last bar on the way in, and this is quite unacceptable due to current
self-imposed standards by which I try to abide. After drinking a few, Ronald Mc
Donald surprisingly edged Tweety for the poofter title, after trying on a pair
of medium Capri hash tights and buying two of them as a result. He also tried
to reverse the achievement by calling the hashmaster a shit hound, and while
that won him small favor within certain circles of the hash, it could not undo
the damage previously done by purchasing the last of the
Action went well into the night, but ended on a sour note as the hash master got into an accident on way home. Please remember to drink everything in sight while liming, but slow down after on way home… There are millions of bars out there to top up while on way home, so no need to get there by the time one beer is done!! ON ON!
almost didn't make it to the last 10! The last Hash in Turure turned out to be
very eventful with the HM writing-off his rare Nissan Skyline vehicle. Jucy
P(a.k.a. Rachel) underwent surgery to repair tendons that were ruptured. All
went well and she is recuperating nicely. Thanks to Richard DeFreitas and Pete
Noel who were on the scene and helped out a lot. Thanks to those also, who sent
their best wishes. On that note, no matter how good the after-lime is, let's be
careful out there, we have to look out for the other drivers as they are not
looking out for us!
Back to the run which was well set with many and varied terrain. As I said, with such a shitty run-site, you can only have a good run.
Virgins:Tinille, Kamira, Skeita, Sunita,
Lisa, Caerell, Pradeep, Kwesi and John-Luke.
Richard Hart (as usual) for thinking it was a drive-thru bar. Ronald McDonald
for insulting the HM with an insult and trying to buy a medium pair of capri
tights (for himself). Michelle, Nancy and David for extreme stupidity, setting
off 30 mins after the run started and turning back when they were almost at the
On In. They were let off as it was the first time they were late for a Hash.
The popular vote went to Ronald who had a cool down-down and a shower at
the same time.
Taz did a
down-down for winning a wining (aerobics) marathon and Naomi (jnr), for
completing her first hash without a lift up. Asha take note!
is #666, come out in red apparel and horns if you have. If you don't wear red
you will be eligible for Poofter.
From Grand Bazaar/Nestle intersection proceed in a Southern
Willies Ice Cream Signs and HHH signs have been strategically positioned for hashers, ensuring that the Run Site can be easily located.
Drive time about 1 hour from POS without any major traffic disruptions.
RECEDING HARE LINE
RUN # DATE HARES SITE
666 July 28 Kevin/Seon/Justin/Adrian/Timothy
667 Aug 11 Harold/Arthur/Patrick
669 Sep 8 The 3 Dicks
670 Sep 22 Men who get leave (horn) run
671 October 6 The Fockers
672 October 20 Poker/Pat Bynoe/Ben Nivet
673 November 3 Simon Wescott/Alister Martin/Natalie
& 675 November 10
676 November 17 Wahid
677 December 1 The Life Guard Crew (Peter Dixon/Doon/Paul/Kern)
678 December 15
679 December 29