MIS-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE:

Master:          *Zameer Ali -6789-172                            Betty Agostini, Flash Boos

Hash Ass:        Justin Henry -766-4694                           Vaughn James, ArleneValdez

Hash Ca$h:      Lorin Paton – 622-5806 (O)                      Hash Booze: Nevie Boos – 637-3033 (H)

On-Sec:       **Mumtaz Amarali -  625-3617 ext 29436       Hash Softies: Richard Marlay –  351-3694

Hare Line:       Michelle Girod – 622-2204 (H)                    

Web Address:  http://poshashhouse.tripod.com                   *email address: u4ria532@hotmail.com

                                                            **email address : mamarali@republictt.com                                                                                             

       

    RUN:    #662                                                 RUN SITE:  Rincon

SCRIBE: Michael Chatfield                                HARES: Peter Dixon

DATE: June 2, 2007   

 

"As the rain cleared and the sun shone at the run-site in Rincon, hashers breathed a sigh of relief that there was to be no more water for the day.

 

After some brief talk of slippery rocks and snakes along with some admiration of new shoes the run set off following a hare. After 5 minutes the hashers thought this was to be a slightly easier run than usual with no paper in sight and the hare leading the way. Eventually the hare found a comfortable place to sit (nearly leading to a poofter award) and paper was found. Contrary to rumour and popular belief, hashers are getting smarter.

 

The scent of some virgins and cold beer led many astray with one of the virgins asking 'What does ni no mean?' After some swift (verbal) abuse and a discussion about the merits of claiming the quickest hash on record, the hill was swiftly descended and the real trail found leading onwards and upwards. Water was found and lost and found again on several occasions eventually leading to more water. This water was vertical which made people gasp. One experienced hasher was heard to mutter that the Rincon falls looked different to when he was there last.

 

This confusion was cleared up when a somewhat treacherous trail led to some more and even higher and more spectacular vertical water. Many stopped to sample this water finding that it was cold and wet. The encouragement of a hare (sitting again) to set off was heeded by a few who climbed the 'little' hill. The hill got steeper, the light grew dimmer, the flies bit harder until the on in was found (again) and the first hashers staggered back after nearly 2 ˝ hours.

 

There was plenty of food and drink and talk with two hashers being found guilty of wearing new shoes. A former hash-master turned up suspiciously prepared for his punishment and the beers were downed. The poofter award was unanimously awarded to Marlon for attempting to hold up the hash while he powdered his nose and for being seen on the back of a vehicle.

 

As the hash prepared to continue the lime at Oropendola's, the frustrated cry of a Renault driver could be heard echoing around the hills. Some drunken fumbling under the cover led, as usual, nowhere."

 

 

 

 

Justin’s Junk

 

One down and at least 26 more to go.

 

Peter Dickson and company really have to be commended for giving us one of the best runs and most nutritious meals of the year so far. What added even more to the beauty of the run is the fact that it could have been done in reverse as the majority of the pack found out, something which was actually encouraged by one of the hares, Doon. Peter also assured us that no snake would dare trouble us as long as we were hashers, due to the example they made of one while laying the trail. I think all hares should now offer these sorts of guarantees!!

 

The run was great… Maybe a bit short and could have done with a few more slippery surfaces and sheer descents.

 

Welcome to the virgins Paul, Matthew, Diana, Alisa, John, Ivana, Russel and Christian.

 

New Shoes to Adrian and Brian Dookie, who opted to receive his drink in a gardening boot to ensure that none would be spilt.

 

Marlon unanimously won the coveted poofter award for demanding that the POSHHH wait patiently at a check while he paused to masturbate. One minute later we were off again!

 

DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #664

DATE:       June 30, 2007

HARES:     Larry/Curly/Moe TURURE - The Ongoing Saga

RUN SITE:  Sangre Grande

TIME:      3.30 P.M.

 

Drive east on the Churchill-Roosvelt Highway to Wallerfield (big E-Teck sign here) and bear left on Antigua Road to Eastern Main Road. Turn right toward Valencia Junction, past Ponderosa Bar (we all know where that is) and bear right at traffic lights toward Sangre Grande. At approximately 8 km, turn left at First and Last Bar (National Quarries sign here) and drive toward National Quarries. At this point, look for HHH signs directing you to the site.

 

RECEDING HARE LINE

RUN #           DATE                      HARES                                        SITE             

664                         June 30                    Larry/Curly/Moe

665                         July 14                    Eric De Silva

666                         July 28                    Kevin Matthews

667                         Aug 11                     Harold/Arthur/Patrick

668                         Aug 25                     Andre Ache

669                         Sep 8                      The 3 Dicks

670                         Sep 22                     Men who get leave (horn) run

671               October 6                 The Fockers

672               October 20               Poker/Pat Bynoe/Ben Nivet

673               November 3

674 & 675       November 10             Tobago Weekend

676               November 17             Wahid