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Hash Ca$h: Lorin Paton – 622-5806 (O) Hash Booze: Nevie Boos – 637-3033 (H)
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the Hash on Saturday" they said. I
was promised a beautiful beach, great weather and a decent run followed by
liming into the early hours under the moon and stars on
Once all our noses had been offended and all other hash-senses disorientated we
hit the road (rain still lashing down), to cross over and up the hill. We headed inland and uphill across burnt
land, past goats and into bush proper. Now for some better running? Only
problem was that paper had dissolved and flour long-ago washed away. Anyway,
front runners got into their stride and lead the way for the masses of drenched
hashers. Then the toughest bit: "
the view gave hope that the end was nigh: we could see the sea! From here instinct took charge of route choice and hares were ignored-rightly so!!! Only now did they know where they were too. Slowly, we made our way down, criss-crossing a few fields before the on in and a beach run back to the drenched run-site. The swim in the sea made no difference, as we were all soaked. But now came the time for internal soaking of an alcoholic kind.
Food and drink flowed before down-downs. Hares were ridiculed and heckled, virgins de-flowered, etc, etc...And so on long into the night...
ON ON to Blanchiesseuse
$ Oldies but Goldies
HASH MASTER : GARY
Hash Master : Darin
RUN NO : 388 SCRIBE:
Nick RUN SITE:
HARES: Dad, Uncle Wayne
& Me DATE :
As I am spending the night with Mummy, the timing seems propitious for me to write you this short note. You know Dad, with all these sub-20 nubile females traipsing in and out at your place, even a little guy like me can get distracted. Just remember Dad, sub-20 is closer to my age than yours! Some of these chicks are known Thespians who have perambulated me and even encourage me to masticate.
Well Dad, after the experience on Saturday I don’t know if I still want to grow up to be a Hasher like you. I just don’t know what went wrong. I did exactly as you told me to, while you stayed in the car – doing what? I don’t know – with Lolita or Lorena or whatever. I went into the bushes and every time I had to take a piss, I put a circle. As you notice I had to pee more often at the start of the run. Then, when Uncle Wayne came looking for me, his bag of paper had a hole in it and ended up laying another trail, parallel and quite close to mine. I hope that this didn’t cause any problems. With all those bigshots on the Hash if they had given us directional paper anyone would have been able to tell that the trails were running in opposite directions! Poor Uncle Wayne, after he met me he wawe just as lost as I was, so we kept going over the same trails over and over again. Eventually we found our way back to the car where you had this totally exhausted look on your face – from what? I don’t know - go fig – her.
However, Dad, everything worked out all right in the end. Because of the confusion, it made it look like we intended to keep the pack together, Ha! What I have realized Dad is that laying a trail takes a lot of effort. If you had put the same amount of effort as you do in the other kind of laying we would have had a super run. Mapping out the trail also helps.
9 down 17 more t-shirts to go! Run #657 was like any other in the dry season, brilliant sunshine and cool coastal breezes. The after-lime was also un-eventful, nobody got beaten over the head with a hammer or refrigerator
door and nobody fell off their chair from drinking all night. The hares did well to keep the pack together or was it the light intermittent drizzle? In future, hares more water and mud. A good effort for the location.
Virgins: Moira, Melissa, Anna, Ryann, Tia, Maryann, Abdelys, Kailey, Keston, Nicholas and Steve.
The Poofter was given to Jack and Lori for fornicating on the trail. We had to use certain implements for their down-down to keep their lips apart. Lorin could have gotten Poofter for not letting Moira run past him for the entire run. Welcome back Potters.
Thanks again to Blue Waters for the sponsorship of bottled water.
note on the overseas tour to
HARES: The Hash Warriors
RUN SITE: Blanchisseuse
Look for HHH sign on lampost on left, also #191 approx 200 meters before Surfs Country Inn.
RECEDING HARE LINE
RUN # DATE HARES SITE
659 Apr 21 The Hash Warriors Blanchisseuse
660 May 05 Diane/Ivan/Robert
661 May 19 Richard McCarthy/Erick De Silva
663 June 16 Derek De Freitas/Cyril
664 June 30 Larry/Curly/Moe
665 July 14 Eric De Silva
666 July 28 Kevin Matthews
667 Aug 11 Harold/Arthur/Patrick
669 Sep 8 The 3 Dicks
670 Sep 22 Men who get leave (horn) run
671 October 6 The Fockers