Master: *Zameer Ali -6789-172 Betty Agostini, Flash Boos
Hash Ass: Justin Henry -766-4694 Vaughn James, ArleneValdez
Hash Ca$h: Lorin Paton 622-5806 (O) Hash Booze: Nevie Boos 637-3033 (H)
On-Sec: **Mumtaz Amarali - 625-3617 ext 29436 Hash Softies: Richard Marlay 351-3694
Hare Line: Michelle Girod 622-2204 (H)
**email address : firstname.lastname@example.org
At 11:45 am we all started gathering at the closed Squeeze Pub for what some had been told was a noon bus; others a 12:30 Bus, and others asked, "has a bus been arranged yet?"
Mu-Sick brought two virgins, which promptly went off in search of a Sports Bra (Go to the Mall everyone said at when the bus was supposed to leave at (and had not shown up yet). We have a very thoughtful Harriett to thank for the chicken and salads for the bus ride, but which got eaten as soon as the Squeeze Pub opened.
The full bus ride down was good fun with beer flowing, stories stretched, and a beer/piss stop.
The Nieve Brothers gave the chalk talk:
"If you know the marks follow them. If you don't know the marks, then
follow someone who does." And we were off from the scenic beachfront
As we left civilization as we know it and proceeded up and down the trails we questioned whether the trail was set by the Nieve Brothers or the Brothers Grim. Climbing over fallen trees, crossing stream after stream only to cross over the same stream again; climbing up the mud walls and through the dense foliage, the pack started to spread out. And just as it did, the slower hashers must have found short cut after short cut(directed by the hare sweep), for I remember passing some of the same hashers again and again and again. Some of the hills were so steep that you could not possibly run up them; some were so high that you could not run after climbing up them.
Two Hobbits were spotted on trail - one went by the name of Hannah; the other her sister. Much too small to climb over the felled trees or climb the river banks, they held on piggyback style over some of the more challenging terrain. Thank Goodness that there were no children for there is no way that they could have navigated nor negotiated such terrain.
After what seemed to be an hour, there was one of the hares indicating a Split Tail Trail harassing those who chose the road less traveled, by telling them that no one will come back for them. No one will look for you until tomorrow.
The Hills and the mountains continued unmitigated in this tortuous but beautiful landscaped rainforest. Some of the later stream crossings actually had the pack climbing on broken tree trunks and limbs barely able to hold the weight of a pubescent Harriett, not to mention the harriers of beer and girth.
The fifth time that I caught up to Two little Hobbits, I was amazed at how much they enjoyed quality time with their parents, jumping, running, holding on for their life, being passed form one to another and then singing and scampering up the hill.
After what seemed like an endless circuitous path through the eternal wilderness of the rainforest, we were suddenly close to the ocean and were able to run out onto the hard packed sand on the beach and do a final ½ mile Beach Run. Some of us could not resist and ran into the ocean for a cool dip and then re-hydrated to compensate for no beer nor water stop along the trail. The bus people celebrated with the free beer from the bus. Other bought chips and freely spent them on beer and mixed drinks as Zam started the reconciliation for the hares, the virgins, visiting hashers.
was fun time with O
Beer is Better Than Women.
A beer doesn't care if you belch or you fart;
A beer doesn't play hard to get.
A beer doesn't think the 3 stooges are dumb.
A beer's always ready and wet.
Chorus : Beer is better than women; beer is better they say.
From Hong to
I've hashed and drunk beer all the way.
A beer looks the same in the morning.
And a beer that's frigid is best.
It won't make you buy tampons when you go to the store
Or ask how you like the new dress.
A beer doesn't care if you come home real late
Or make you put pants on to eat.
Want to try a new kind, go ahead it won't mind
Cause a beer doesn't care if you cheat.
Either way I lose; no matter how I choose
Between beer and women, I think.
Without beer I'd go nuts
And the ironic part
Without women, there's no reason to drink
OK Mu-Sick wore most of his beer since he was wearing 2 feet of PVC pipe on his drinking arm.
After we ran out of curry chicken at the on home, some went looking down the street of more food. And so we had a late down-down for two stray virgins: Cat and Karl.
The bus Ride back had more singing, jokes and good old songs that everyone was hoarse.
As we got off the bus I wondered how cum Zam didn't ride up nor back with his wife? His love of the back of the bus? So that he could sing dirty songs and tell rude jokes without being in the doghouse? Or because of his duty as our new Hashmaster?
Betty opened up with several old favorite songs from yesteryear as some
drank Beer, Rum and Coca Cola from the cooler.
The planning had been absolutely perfect, for when the bus arrived at the Squeeze Pub, there were only two beers left. How can anyone plan to that detail? Only seasoned hashers, experienced in the way of the Hash On-Home and On After Parties.
After getting off the bus, I remember those immortal words of Janis Joplin: "We sang every song we ever knew."
That still did not stop many from heading
straight into the Squeeze Pub for another couple of rounds.
RUN SITE: Grosvenor estate, Coalmine
on Churchhill Roosevelt highway to
RECEDING HARE LINE
RUN # DATE HARES SITE
Feb 19/20 Carnival Days
654 Feb 24 Nevie Sangre Grande
655 Mar 10 Numbnuts
656 Mar 24 Derek De Freitas
657 Apr 07 Barry Ferreira
658 Apr 21 Jimmy Fifi
659 May 05 Dianne/Ivan/Robert
660 May 19 Mary/Christine/Sonja
661 June 02 Richard McCarthy/Erick De Silva
662 June 16 Timothy/Justin
663 June 30 The Bimbos
664 July 14 Eric De Silva
4 down 22 more t-shirts to go!
Last run we ended up on the Big Bust to the overseas hash. I was very glad to get that out of the way for such a reasonable cost. The run, set by Kumar and some fellas from town, turned out quite good with the trail changing direction ever so often. The fellas from town may have had some input in it.
The Virgins: Alison, Karl, Katherine, Jerome, Sean, BJ and Tasheena.
We had a visiting hasher, Mu-Sick, who provided some entertainment on the bus.
The Poofter award is becoming more and more prestigious as some hashers are now volunteering for it. No more free beers for you Lorin.
Hash Kaiso is on, performers remember to register now as registration is limited and almost closed off. $150.00 gets you rum, beer, doubles, corn soup and gala entertainment.
$50.00 and you can buy drinks at the pay bar. Come out and fete till you get wet.
Registration is still open for Christine and Randall's band Sailors Unsure, this is going to be band of the year. Call Christine at 637-7360.
Some events to look forward to :
March - Hash Golf
Easter Weekend - Kite Flying
TBA - Hashers who cook
June 15-19 thereabout - Overseas