MIS-MANAGEMENT
COMMITTEE:
Master: *Zameer Ali -6789-172 Betty Agostini,
Flash Boos
Hash Ass: Justin Henry -766-4694 Vaughn James, ArleneValdez
Hash
Ca$h: Lorin Paton – 622-5806
(O) Hash Booze:
Nevie Boos – 637-3033 (H)
On-Sec: **Mumtaz Amarali - 625-3617 ext 29436 Hash Softies: Richard Marlay – 351-3694
Hare Line: Michelle Girod – 622-2204 (H)
Web
Address: http://poshashhouse.tripod.com *email
address: u4ria532@hotmail.com
**email address :
mamarali@republictt.com
RUN:#651 RUN SITE:
GRAND COUVA
SCRIBE: SLICK RIC
HARES: FEARSOME FOURSOME
DATE: January 15, 2007
I arrived at the run site
early. The hares were now completing the
trail. Pinnys vehicle was unable to drive up the hill to the run site. I think
he should trade in his Peugeot for a Japanese car since all the other vehicles
made it to the site. While waiting for the arriving hashers the hares did not
get the land owner permission to use the area which lead to a confrontation
with an arrogant owner blocking the road with his vehicle it was soon cleared
up .The Hash Ass called the runners together to get the run started since the
Hash Master was stuck in traffic, so he claims but we know better than that
since he was unable to run when he did finally arrive. The run started we
headed into the forest downhill onto a slippery trail, there was a long delay
to go down the trail upon investigating I found out the reason the male hashers
were looking up to see the new female hasher outfit a mini skirt with no
underwear, I was told that this will be the ladies outfit for future hashes we
came to a check at the bottom of the hill found the right trail up hill, and
across onto a paved road leading to the transmitter station with panoramic
views of the northern range an central plains, there was a lot of milling
around to find the right trail for a few minutes then we released it was a back
check down hill I wonder why the front runners were getting lost so easily is
it the mini skirt the reason.
We
found the right trail and proceeded to a long muddy road, which lead to the ON
IN a very good run by the Fearsome Foursome, which lasted about 11/2 hours. The
down downs was done by the hash master who I think should have gotten the
poofter for coming late and not running, we proceeded to the village bar to
some tasty roti and geera pork and plenty cold beers. ON ON
DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #653
DATE: February 10,2007
HARES:
RUN SITE:
TIME
FROM POS : - take the
Follow the Road until you come to a junction with a
supermarket known as the FOOD BASKET ( before the fire station etc). Turn LEFT
and then RIGHT into Akal Trace 2. Follow the road until
FROM
(after the fire station etc) and
take the FIRST right into Akal Trace 2. Follow the road until
which is the run site.
( NB : If you see a sign to the
Cantaro Geriatric Centre - pay attention, you are very close!)
This run is being directed by TPFO -
a well experienced and Senior Harsher -
and in his words the run being
set the ole time way: Therefore
please take note of the following:
ΠThere are 2 hares who have recceed
and will set this run - NO LOCAL'S INPUT
Ť and NO PANSY OUTFITS to identify the
hares so LISTEN at the hash hush to avoid getting hurt,
lost or dying.
Ž Please do not call about what is on
the menu because there will be lots of booze but NO FOOD
Ź Remember to CALL when on the trail :
the words are ON ON, ARE YOU?, ONBACK and CHECKING!.... you can probably add
just ONE more word!
RECEDING HARE LINE
RUN # DATE HARES SITE
651
652 Jan
27 Nieves Boys Moruga
653 Feb
10 The PFO and Asha de
Hasha
Feb 19/20 Carnival Days
654
Feb 24 Nevie
655
Mar 10 Numbnuts
656
Mar 24 Derek
De Freitas
657
Apr 07 Barry
Ferreira
658
Apr 21 Jimmy
Fifi
659
May 05 Dianne/Ivan/Robert
660
May 19 Richard
McCarthy/Erick De Silva
661
June 02 Mary/Christine/Sonja
662 June 16 Timothy/Justin
663 June
30 The Bimbos
664 July
14 Eric De Silva
Zam’s Zanies
3
down 23 t-shirts to go. Well the HM narrowly escaped being awarded the Poofter
shirt for arriving at the run after it started. The girls insisted that I stop
for doubles at the Couva turnoff, one of them asking for a fork, claiming “she
from town”. BUT, LORIN WON’T BE SO LUCKY!
He
claims that Barbara doesn’t let him go all the way.
The
run, set by the Fearsome -1+2-3-1+2-2, by all accounts was well set, short,
neat and clean.
The
Virgins: Suzette,
David
also had new shoes which he boasted about to everyone.
Remember
ladies, ORANGE SKIRTS, NO KNICKERS!
Nominees
for Poofter: Hutchy, for delaying Audrey, to come in hand in hand. I think he
was being set up by McGee. Eggy, for serving Budweiser on the Hash to his
Bud-dies. Not once did he come up to the HM and say “this Bud’s for you”. And
the Poofter award went to Barry, for holding back the run to guide Taz safely
down the rope.
Hash
Kaiso is on. This year it is going to be turned into an all-inclusive Run and
Beer and Rum Party. Details soon to be out. Basically $150.00 all-inc for Rum
and Beer and $50.00 for non Rum and Beer drinkers who will be buying drinks
from the alternate bar. Doubles, Corn Soup etc…
A
note to the chow eaters, go easy on stuffing the cups. Mango Chow provides the
stuff out of her own kindness. We don’t want to show up one day and see $5.00
per cup. Contributions of fruit are also welcome.
Run
site clean-up is the responsibility of the hares, no bottles to be left on the
trail. I am being pressured to introduce international rules, no sweeper hares.
To do the run you have to be relatively fit, have proper shoes etc… Some runs
are easier than others, talk to the hares. If you are slow and get left on the
trail, we will come looking for you the next day.
ON ON