Master: *Zameer Ali -6789-172 Betty Agostini, Flash Boos
Hash Ass: Justin Henry -766-4694 Vaughn James, ArleneValdez
Hash Ca$h: Lorin Paton – 622-5806 (O) Hash Booze: Nevie Boos – 637-3033 (H)
On-Sec: **Mumtaz Amarali - 625-3617 ext 29436 Hash Softies: Richard Marlay – 351-3694
Hare Line: Michelle Girod – 622-2204 (H)
**email address : firstname.lastname@example.org
RUN: #650 RUN SITE: Siparia
SCRIBE: Mudda Focker HARES: Mike and Audrey
Siparia, the final hash for the year. The hash master asked me to write the scribe. I felt honoured then it dawned on me that no one else probably wanted to write it.
It was uphill from the
start. The hill was an average hill, nothing like
Déjà vu - we were about to cross the same single lane bridge again. We eventually realized that the hash ass ran us through an X along with the usual suspects who normally lead the hash. I won’t call any names but they know who they are. So it was back into the bush and by this time the hash met up again. Uphill, downhill, uphill and road was the cry of the evening. A tributary here and there and the scent of crude oil throughout the run and it was back to the starting point. Well done Audrey and Mike.
After the down-downs,
the beer and the tasty rotis it was time to leave. I was excited that we were
leaving because I really wanted to get home. I realized about four hours later
why some of the hashers who came with the bus sought alternative arrangements
for the ride home. The first stop was Debe – Doubles, pholourie and saheena was
the shout. We then continued on our journey – alcohol consumption and the sweet
sound of music - what more do you want? (Pee Stop – Nevie). Well it all went
downhill from there. Some of the hashers decided that they needed to express
themselves vocally. I couldn’t believe that so many classics could be destroyed
in one night. Nevie and Zam then thought that it would be appealing to those
present in the bus to perform pole routines. There was a lot of dancing on the
bus and I believe the majority of hashers on the bus enjoyed themselves e.g.
Diane, Ken, Wahid, Nevie, Zam (Pee Stop – Nevie again). Beers were running low
and you could see the panic on the faces of many on the bus. The bus diverted into
Can anyone answer that question for me? (Pee Stop – Guess who?) We arrived in POS in one piece and everyone dispersed after a fantastic day. Some hashers suggested that the bus ride was the best for the year.
I take this opportunity to congratulate our new hash master, to say thank you and goodbye to Dookie
(I understand that he
now resides in
DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT RUN #652
HARES: The Nieves Boys
RUN SITE: The Beach House at Henry Estate, Moruga.
RECEDING HARE LINE
RUN # DATE HARES SITE
652 Jan 27 Nieves Boys Moruga
653 Feb 10 The PFO and Asha de Hasha
Feb 19/20 Carnival Days
654 Feb 24 Nevie
655 Mar 10 Numbnuts
656 Mar 24 Derek De Freitas
657 Apr 07 Barry Ferreira
658 Apr 21 Jimmy Fifi
659 May 05 Dianne/Ivan/Robert
660 May 19
661 Jun 09
662 Jun 25
Two down 24 more t-shirts to go! This last Hash saw us ending up on a Big Bust lime, which was, by all accounts, was very mediocre. No beers were drunk, no poles were wined on (‘cept mine, doh tell Juicy Pee), no pee stops were made (‘cept 10 for Nevie) and the bus went straight from Siparia to POS without any detours. The next one promises to be more exciting with Destra and Shurwayne. Three Cheers to Mike and Audrey who put a lot of effort into LAYING (of the trail). On the note of Big Bust limes, the run on Jan 27, set by the Nieves Boys will be in Moruga. Yes, a bus, however, for the Big Bust to set sail, we need at least 40 people, names will be taken today.
The Virgins: Maxine,
Robert, Susan and Puneet had new shoes, however, Robert was excused as he wears new shoes to every run just to get a free beer. He was even seen buying Lotto tickets in Siparia, but the nice lady told him she couldn’t sell him the whole machine.
Nominees for Poofter were
Believe it or not, there are still people owing money for Xmas party tickets (we know where you live). If you have already paid, please disregard this notice. If you don’t intend to pay, like Simon Westcott, you will not be served at the bar.
Remember, Run Site cleanup is the responsibility of the Hares. Anyone seen leaving bottles on the trail gets automatic poofter.
We would like to welcome the new On-Sec, Mumtaz Amarali and would like to thank the outgoing On-Sec, Risa Mohammed for a wonderful job. ON ON
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the Beer, The Bitter, and the Lager,