Master: Brian Dookie – 684-0310 Betty Agostini, Flash Boos
Hash Ass: Zameer Ali – 678-9172 Vaughn James, ArleneValdez
Hash Ca$h: Lorin Paton – 622-5806 (O) Hash Booze: Nevie Boos – 637-3033 (H)
On-Sec: Risa Mohammed* – 752-4447 (C) Hash Softies: Richard Marlay – 351-3694
Hare Line: Michelle Girod – 622-2204 (H)
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RUN: #647 RUN SITE: Cumaca
SCRIBE: Warrior HARES: Simon/Alastair + 1
I have to dub this the Hash of Oxymoron’s.
1. The HM come back from Chang Mai and after taking a shower in ‘Chinneee’ communal shower he suddenly feel he is a stud and want to walk round showing off a replica of his dick. He so wants to get into the “Big-Dick” arena. If wishes were dicks, the HM would need more than three wishes. More like ten or twenty to be even considered.
2. How on earth do two idiots
pull off such a great Hash? They have no clue where they are: - “We think is
Cumaca”. They have no effing place in
didn’t realize that they had tell the
Then there’s the Griff. He was only interested in what was in Mumtaz’s pants and what was holding it up. Griff, yuh find out?
Then there was the mating ritual. Betty was there bright and early. Strutting her stuff. Playing hard to get. (And she didn’t get). Even squatting and taking a piss here and there. Running and rolling through the mud. Lying on her back with legs wide open saying “Come boy I am all yours”. Making every play in the book to attract this mutt she hear about. This mutt that make her travel all the way to “We think is Cumaca” to see.
He didn’t even give her the time of day. Raymond wasn’t moved by all this foreplay or should I say dog-play. Who the @#%* yuh think I was talking ‘bout?
But as hard as this is going to be, I have to admit it was a great Hash. Well done Idiots!!!!! It was even better than Bod Marley and His Weeniers.
Scribe’s personal note: Hashers, during the down-down please move your children away. The down-down tends to get a bit raw and adult at times and is no place for the little ones.
HARES: Nancy/David/Brian/Pinny & Numbnuts
RUN SITE: Piparo
Travel on the south bound highway to the Gasparillo Exit. At
the exit, make a left turn and continue to the Gasparillo Junction. At KFC make
a right turn and proceed to the T junction and turn left onto
RECEDING HARE LINE
RUN # DATE HARES SITE
647 Nov 18 Simon Wescott Cumaca
648 Dec 02 Hash Christmas Run
649 Dec 16 David/Brian/Numbnuts + 1 Piparo
650 Dec 30 Mike McGee
652 Jan 27 Keith Nieves
653 Feb 10 The PFO and Asha de Hasha
Feb 19/20 Carnival Days
654 Feb 24 Nevie
655 Mar 10 Numbnuts
656 Mar 24 Derek De Freitas
657 Apr 07 Barry Ferreira
658 Apr 21 Jimmy Fifi
659 May 05 Dianne/Ivan/Robert
660 May 19
661 Jun 09
662 Jun 25
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