MIS-MANAGEMENT
COMMITTEE:
Master: Brian Dookie – 684-0310 Betty
Agostini, Flash Boos
Hash Ass: Zameer Ali – 678-9172 Vaughn
James, ArleneValdez
Hash
Ca$h: Lorin Paton – 622-5806 (O) Hash
Booze: Nevie Boos – 637-3033 (H)
On-Sec: Risa Mohammed* – 7520-4447 (C) Hash
Softies: Richard Marlay
Hare Line: Michelle Girod – 622-2204 (H)
Web
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RUN: #645 RUN
SITE: Lopinot
SCRIBE: Hearty HARES:
De Big Dicks - Christian, Dexter, Egbert
DATE:
Lopinot,
I knew what the area was like but here I was running through a flat grassy
field along a wide trail, there were lots of tall trees on either side and then
coming upon a gentle flowing river meandering
slowly running through the field a large group of runners, spread out, shouting
on! on!
OH
SHIT! I suddenly awoke and realised it’s was only a dream............. but it
seemed so real. it’s
Some
who didn’t make it or diliberately missed this one knew exactly what they were
doing, still somewhat of a large crowd of hashers had gathered obviously must
have been wooed by the promise of food galore, music, lots of drink and oh! of
course hopefully a good run.
We
started off earlier than usual, after the usual monologue by the hares who had
called themselves “the big dicks”. Many
questioned as to where they got that name from, some even wanted proof but
that’s another story. The start was slow
and a bit confused, but with the sound of on! on! we followed like sheep up a
steep trail, not a chance to get warmed
up, it was straight into a steep climb, a little early for that! only to
be sent back by an X, everyone’s going back down back to the road, after, the
trail was picked up and we found ourselves back to another incline. Surprised! No, not at all. Where else can you go in Lopinot, if you had
looked around, you would have seen only hills. This was going to be a run for those that were
strong climbers and it mattered that your shoes had good treads or for that
case new shoes, good thing not much rain fell that day. So another hill again, and a couple of on
backs which really slowed the front group.
By then almost every one had caught up and were just waiting around as
all trails were checked. This took a
while longer apparently because of an X placed in front of a big cave put there
to warn us to be careful, you just wouldn’t want to fall into that big dark
hole! anyhow the correct way was around
the X but those that saw it, took it as it
looked and turned back, the hares had to direct us to a trail at the
side and we continued on up.
Apart
from a couple other u turns the “big dicks” were worthy of a good effort as it
really took a lot of planning to complete the run. With a whole lot of climbs one had to be
reasonably in good shape. The front pack finished after an hour and 45mins. A streneous run not for the faint of heart,
we finished through a small river onto the road and back to bar. The run was
supposed to be longer but due to the time we took, the dicks rightly decided to
cut it short otherwise it would have added another 20-30 mins. Think of all the
beers that were consumed in that time.
Thanks
and birthday greetings to Martin who did the honourable thing and sponsored the
1st keg. Our acting HM had an ear about
him and got the look almost just right, as when knighted, he was somehow
transformed to look as though our HM was present. His commanding authority
prisiding over the masses was well received. The poofter was the Hash Softy no
not Taiwan Bob but his replacement Richard. After all said and done, food, drink etc. the
big dicks obviously made a good impression.
On
on
DIRECTIONS TO THE NEXT
RUN: #647
DATE:
HARES: Simon Wescott, Alistair Martin
RUN
SITE: We think is Cumaca
TIME:
Travel along the
RECEDING
HARE LINE
RUN # DATE HARES SITE
646 Nov 04 Richard
Marlay Manzanilla
647 Nov 18 Simon Wescott Cumaca
648 Dec 02 Hash Christmas Run
649 Dec 16 David/Brian/Numbnuts
+ 1
650 Dec 30 Mike McGee
651
652 Jan 27 Nieves Boys
653 Feb 10 The PFO and Asha de Hasha
Feb
19/20 Carnival Days
654
Feb 24 Nevie
655
Mar 10 Numbnuts
656
Mar 24 Derek
de Freitas
657
April 7 Barry
Ferreira
658
April 21 Jimmy
Fifi
659
May 5 Ivan,
Dianne and Robert
660
May 19
661
June 9
662
June 25
Derek’s Dominoes
Friends, Hashers, countrymen lend me your ears!
By the time
you read this, I will not be anywhere close to Southeast Asia, but probably
sipping a cold one from Harry some where in Manzanilla, or be performing acting
HM duties on the back of a pick-up.
‘Dooks and
Run’ will be back from
Richard
‘Hash Softies” Marley was the poofter for allowing his car alarm to annoy the
Hash Groupies. He now claims that there were children with no parents in sight
jumping in the back of his pick-up causing the alarm to go off repeatedly.
Anyone
knowing the identities of the parents please come forward so that we could send
them to the Nevie Boos Academy of Correction to avoid the children growing up
‘spoil’.
Welcome to
the Virgins, Brent,
Jaime, Andre, Christine, Maurice,
ON ON
The
Reasonably Honourable Hash Master (acting)