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Hash Ass: Zameer Ali – 678-9172 Vaughn James, ArleneValdez
Hash Ca$h: Lorin Paton – 622-5806 (O) Hash Booze: Nevie Boos – 637-3033 (H)
On-Sec: Risa Mohammed* – 7520-4447 (C) Hash Softies: Richard Marlay
Hare Line: Michelle Girod – 622-2204 (H)
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RUN: #645 RUN SITE: Lopinot
SCRIBE: Hearty HARES: De Big Dicks - Christian, Dexter, Egbert
Lopinot, I knew what the area was like but here I was running through a flat grassy field along a wide trail, there were lots of tall trees on either side and then coming upon a gentle flowing river meandering slowly running through the field a large group of runners, spread out, shouting on! on!
OH SHIT! I suddenly awoke and realised it’s was only a dream............. but it seemed so real. it’s time to get up, read the papers and get some work done before driving to the hash.
Some who didn’t make it or diliberately missed this one knew exactly what they were doing, still somewhat of a large crowd of hashers had gathered obviously must have been wooed by the promise of food galore, music, lots of drink and oh! of course hopefully a good run.
We started off earlier than usual, after the usual monologue by the hares who had called themselves “the big dicks”. Many questioned as to where they got that name from, some even wanted proof but that’s another story. The start was slow and a bit confused, but with the sound of on! on! we followed like sheep up a steep trail, not a chance to get warmed up, it was straight into a steep climb, a little early for that! only to be sent back by an X, everyone’s going back down back to the road, after, the trail was picked up and we found ourselves back to another incline. Surprised! No, not at all. Where else can you go in Lopinot, if you had looked around, you would have seen only hills. This was going to be a run for those that were strong climbers and it mattered that your shoes had good treads or for that case new shoes, good thing not much rain fell that day. So another hill again, and a couple of on backs which really slowed the front group. By then almost every one had caught up and were just waiting around as all trails were checked. This took a while longer apparently because of an X placed in front of a big cave put there to warn us to be careful, you just wouldn’t want to fall into that big dark hole! anyhow the correct way was around the X but those that saw it, took it as it looked and turned back, the hares had to direct us to a trail at the side and we continued on up.
Apart from a couple other u turns the “big dicks” were worthy of a good effort as it really took a lot of planning to complete the run. With a whole lot of climbs one had to be reasonably in good shape. The front pack finished after an hour and 45mins. A streneous run not for the faint of heart, we finished through a small river onto the road and back to bar. The run was supposed to be longer but due to the time we took, the dicks rightly decided to cut it short otherwise it would have added another 20-30 mins. Think of all the beers that were consumed in that time.
Thanks and birthday greetings to Martin who did the honourable thing and sponsored the 1st keg. Our acting HM had an ear about him and got the look almost just right, as when knighted, he was somehow transformed to look as though our HM was present. His commanding authority prisiding over the masses was well received. The poofter was the Hash Softy no not Taiwan Bob but his replacement Richard. After all said and done, food, drink etc. the big dicks obviously made a good impression.
HARES: Simon Wescott, Alistair Martin
RUN SITE: We think is Cumaca
Travel along the
RECEDING HARE LINE
RUN # DATE HARES SITE
646 Nov 04 Richard Marlay Manzanilla
647 Nov 18 Simon Wescott Cumaca
648 Dec 02 Hash Christmas Run
649 Dec 16 David/Brian/Numbnuts + 1
650 Dec 30 Mike McGee
652 Jan 27 Nieves Boys
653 Feb 10 The PFO and Asha de Hasha
Feb 19/20 Carnival Days
654 Feb 24 Nevie
655 Mar 10 Numbnuts
656 Mar 24 Derek de Freitas
657 April 7 Barry Ferreira
658 April 21 Jimmy Fifi
659 May 5 Ivan, Dianne and Robert
660 May 19
661 June 9
662 June 25
Friends, Hashers, countrymen lend me your ears!
By the time you read this, I will not be anywhere close to Southeast Asia, but probably sipping a cold one from Harry some where in Manzanilla, or be performing acting HM duties on the back of a pick-up.
Run’ will be back from
Richard ‘Hash Softies” Marley was the poofter for allowing his car alarm to annoy the Hash Groupies. He now claims that there were children with no parents in sight jumping in the back of his pick-up causing the alarm to go off repeatedly.
Anyone knowing the identities of the parents please come forward so that we could send them to the Nevie Boos Academy of Correction to avoid the children growing up ‘spoil’.
the Virgins, Brent,
Jaime, Andre, Christine, Maurice,
The Reasonably Honourable Hash Master (acting)