The Master's Korner

Justin’s Junk

The run at Flannegan town was great. The fact that Zam, carded to be one of the hares, was unavailable through injury no doubt had a positive influence on the hash. Apparently our spirits were a bit too high, and our party disturbed the wildlife around us and a complaint to the police was lodged (and surprisingly acknowledged). Thanks Pete for the kegs. Gifts like that are always fully appreciated.

Two Points: Hashers, I’ve received a lot of support this year and for that I’m grateful.

Just a couple points below

Hares, please be sure in the future to have garbage bags and be willing to lend a hand in the run-site cleanup. The committee will lend a hand, but are not solely responsible. Your cooperation will be greatly appreciated

Also, when appointed to scribe, please do not let this process be any longer than the tap on your shoulder to get your attention followed by the HM or Assistant HM uttering the phrase “You, Scribe!” I am not interested in your level of literacy, amount of time or willingness to scribe. You show up to runs that are always organized, with beers/food on sale for your convenience, and gladly read the trash of the previous week, therefore when asked to assist with this 1 task please comply immediately.

These points do not apply to the majority of you, but for 1 or 2 individuals that make things a bit more difficult than they have to be.

Welcome to the virgins!

New Shoes: Martin (a rather dubious accusation, but still taken in fine hashing form)

Leaving us soon: Sid and Manuela, we wish you well and see you guys again soon

Poofter: I tried to get Barbara Paton, I really did, but her behavior was impeccable! Famia for stealing the HM’s beer, despite the free drinks; Robert, a virgin, for choosing to do the run in a pair of Reef Sandals. I do believe he came in before Richard Hart though, despite the footwear; Dave Aitkenhead, for being interrupted while masturbating during the run, by Dave Morand and Lynette looking for a suitable place to fornicate. I’m unclear right now regarding why only Dave A was chosen to be penalized for this series of events; Sid & Manuela for sweetly kissing each other on the lips and interlocking their arms to take their going away down-downs; and the winner Richard Arrindel for generously donating a case of beer to the HHHMMM Anniversary Run, which had been expired since April, 2003. Luckily he was not forced to drink it!

Announcements: What do these things have in common? 6th Cruise payments, Passport Copies, Emergency Name and Contact Numbers. They’re all due now! No deposits by end of June and you are not cruising. It’s that simple! Your cruise balance should be up to $6,000 per person by end of June. Remaining balance is due at end of July.

Cruise now due. So get those payments in. Cruise registration will be closed in April.